Not Sure If You're Getting Older? Just Ask a 7 Year Old

Today in the car, J and I were eating pomelo.

J: *thoughtfully* I like pomelo. It's just like eating oranges.
Me: Well, they are both citrus fruits. Like lemons and grapefruits.
J: They both have little pods, and peels, and lines...just like you, Mommy.
Me: ?? I'm a citrus fruit?
J: Well, you have lines like a citrus fruit. Right here *points to the crows feet by my eye*
Me: Awesome, thanks, kiddo.
J: Your welcome. Oh, and you have some more by your mouth.

Also, my favorite commercial:



This is totes our family...if we were bananas. I mean in the literal sense.*

*Figuratively, I'm pretty sure we couldn't be any more bananas. 

Fitness Friday: Flexible Friday

It always amazes me how many fitness buffs fail to include this element into their training programs. Flexibility is defined as the static maximum range of motion (ROM) available in a joint. Flexibility training can help all of us increase our range of motion, but there is a limit to our individual ROM capabilities based on the structure of our joints. That's why some people are just more naturally flexible than others. I'm not particularly bendy myself, but I've been practicing yoga for a number of years, and my ROM has increased dramatically. There are so many different types of yoga* to choose from that almost anyone can find a branch that fits them best, but if you have an aversion to yoga for whatever reason, there are plenty of plain ol' stretching programs that can do the job as well.

While cardiovascular endurance and weight training are the cornerstones of any good fitness program, flexibility is like the bastard step-child that no one wants to talk about. It's a terrible shame because there are so many benefits to making flexibility training a priority:

• freedom of movement and improved posture
• increased physical and mental relaxation
• lessen muscle tension and soreness
• reduced risk of injury

*I'm partial to Ashtanga and Kundalini myself

Week Off On Account of Holiday

So you may have noticed that posting has decreased this week. That's mostly because work has been crazy busy, but it also has to do with all of the holidaying over here. Yes, yes there's that whole Eid and Ninoy Aquino Day thing, but as many of my longtime readers* know this be Pu birthday weekend up in herrr. So we've been conducting super, exciting birthday activities like playing Life (regular and Pirate version), having family movie night, and going to the market. That's just the kind of party freaks we are.

To celebrate the actual day tomorrow, I've invited over several 5 and 7 year olds since we're basically on the same mental wave length. Here's hoping for plenty of sunshine so we can kick them all outdoors play outside and enjoy the pool. When I get a free minute I'll post pics and description of our favorite markets. I'll also be bragging about my kids (yeah, what's new). As a sneak peak, guess what middle schooler made the high school JV volleyball team as setter? GUESS!!?? 

*aka my family

Why I Love the Olympics So Much

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PS: In case you were wondering. Yes. It's still raining.

Rain, Rain Go Away

Oh.My.God. Will it ever stop raining???!!!! It has been raining without a break for about 10 days now, and I'm not talking no Seattle-like rain. We are talking torrential downpours intermixed with light rains. Our pool has been overflowing for days. Yesterday the Embassy closed for the 2nd time in a week due to flooding. Oh, and did I mention it's closed today as well? And it's not even a freaking typhoon!! What happens when a real storm gets here???

I knew the Philippines had a tropical climate and that we would get some pretty serious rainstorms, just like we did in FL, but this is verging on ridiculous. The greyness and the being trapped indoors are starting to get to me (to all of us, really). And it's supposed to keep raining at least through the end of this week..if not longer! My driver says August is the worst month for rain, though, so maybe we'll start to see some reprieve in, oh, about 4 weeks, hahahahaha!* Then, of course, we'll enter the hot season, and I'll probably be whining about how it never rains ;)

Thank god some of the kids are back in school now because at least it gets them out of the house. Poor T&V are spending much of their vacation trapped in the house. I'd like to say they're being entertained by watching the Olympics, but the Olympics coverage in the Philippines, to put it mildly, sucks major ass. Maybe it's because the Philippines only sent like 3 athletes to the Games (all of them are out), so no one here gives a crap? I'm not really sure, but even though we purchased the $50 (USD!!) Olympics coverage package with three extra channels devoted to Olympic coverage, all I've seen are things like the preliminary trials for women's badminton and the team epee finals (China vs. Korea!). No gymnastics, no swimming. We did catch a little of the heptathlon (Husband thinks Jessica Ennis is pretty hot), but none of the final events. Plus, they do almost no replays here, so I have effectively missed most everything I love about the Olympics. Yesterday when I was home from work we caught the replay of: women's vault medal ceremony (they did not actually replay the sport itself, that would be silly, who wants to see the action when you can watch 20min of people kissing each others cheeks and getting flowers?) and 5min of men's vault competition before the switched in mid-sir to...water polo. Yes, water polo. Are there more fans of water polo than gymnastics in the Philippines, or do they just figure that no one is watching anyway and they might as well fuck with the 3 expat viewers who were dumb enough to actually shell out the $50 (USD!!!!***)? No Olympics, no Shark Week, no sunshine. It's shaped up to be kind of a crappy summer :( In the good news, climbing out of my self-pity party column, we have started to plan some trips for post-summer, better weather season. Husband and I are signed up for the Bangkok marathon in Nov** and we're planning another trip to Cambodia somewhere in the Feb timeframe. We've also got preliminary plans for family trips to Bohol and Palawan, and a joint-family trip to New Zealand with my little sis is in the works. So we just have to get through this next month!

*please ignore the maniacal laughing. 
**Okay, so the husband is signed up for the full marathon. I only agreed to the half and only because he signed me up without my knowledge and paid for the whole thing before I could say no. 
***Did I mention that already? 

First Day of International School

Happy Anniversary to Me

So I should have posted this on the 3rd, which was my actual three month anniversary...I am officially a non-smoker. That's right, people, after 20+ years a long, long ass time it didn't take hypnotherapy or Chantix or Nicoderm, all it took was setting foot in Manila to cure me of the most disgusting habit on the planet. I quite literally quit the minute we touched down. That should go to show just how bad the pollution is here (and how much we earn our 20% differential!). So if anyone has a fried/relative who's looking to quit smoking just send 'em to Manila.

Sometimes This Life Sucks

Okay, so there's no Fitness Friday post today. It's been a crazy, crazy and kinds crappy week what with the flooding and the double workload that piled up from the work being canceled on account of flooding. In addition, we had to let one of our helpers go. We knew this day was coming. With our three kids headed back to school* and the other two headed back to the US in a couple of weeks, we just couldn't justify having two full time helpers. However, we weren't planning on having to make a decision until the end of the month until I found out that one of my new coworkers was looking for a nanny to start right away. We have been struggling so much with how to let our nanny go, and this seemed like the perfect situation. After all, we really, really liked her - she has a great personality, is a hard worker, and is very trustworthy. We very much wanted to make sure we helped her find another good position, so it seemed like this was a perfect opportunity to ensure she found another good position with an Embassy family. I've never really let anyone go before. And even though we had discussed our expectations up front, I don't think she was expecting us to really let her go. It was one of the hardest things I've ever done. She cried...then I cried...and then she left. And now I feel like absolute shit. I know we did the right thing. We needed to let her go, and this was the perfect chance to find her another position within the Embassy community, but it was just so hard. I'm thinking I will likely never hire another helper again. I just don't know that it's worth it if at the end of your tour you have to crush their hopes and dreams. I don't ever want to have that much power over anyone. I still feel like vomiting a little bit when I think about how she looked when I told her we were going to let her go early. It was just a crappy, crappy day.



*Next Monday!!!!! Not that anyone's counting or anything. 

It's Just a Signal One

And already the Embassy is flooded

My Commute Today

And there's a whole bunch more headed our way...

Is it wrong to be a little happy when work is canceled on account of typhoon?*

*Although I felt terrible for the folks who got trapped in the Embassy since they arrived before they shut down the main street. We got the update that everyone made it home safely, but still...pretty sucky day at the office.

Fitness Friday (a day late): Finding a Support System

And this is why I hate going to gyms. Its a phenomenon I noticed among women and men alike. Gym rats (and, yes, I am totally generalizing here) tend to be just as focused on what other people are doing as they are on their own workouts. I can't stand that! That in addition to the annoying way people use the gym to socialize is the reason I began to work out at home in the first place. I have to say though, that there is nothing quite like have a fitness support system, which can also be found at gyms, yoga studios, or through clubs like Crossfit. If you have trouble with self-motivation (and I think that applies to a lot of us!), having a circle of like-minded individuals who encourage you through those dips and valleys we all experience is absolutely priceless.

Nowadays there are so many options available to those who want to start down the path to better health. There are websites, Facebook groups and message board communities, in addition to the traditional gym and fitness class options.  Personally, I like to read a lot of fitness blogs. While it might not be community in the traditional sense, it's nice to see that there are other people who share my passion without having to bore my friends and coworkers (and, trust me, nobody really wants to hear about how many box jumps you can do outside of your Crossfit class - nobody!). 

1 Day 8 Hours and 3 Minutes...

until the freaking the Olympics are here!!!!!!!! I maaaay have mentioned once or twice* how much I freaking love the Olympics. There is nothing else like it in the world. There is something about the idea of watching the pinnacle of an athlete's struggle for success combined with an overwhelming nationalist sentiment that just gets to me. Perhaps it is because, like my father, I have always had a great burning desire to achieve success athletically, or perhaps it is just because I love the way that the Olympics brings together nations of sometimes very disparate people. I tackle everything in life like it is an Olympic sport.**

I force let my kids watch the Olympics from the very moment of the opening ceremonies until the last synchronized swimmer has finished her flip kick. I am so Olympic obsessed that I even watch the Olympic torch bearers with interest. I remember watching the Olympics in Seoul in 1988 where one of the torch bearers was a former Olympian from 1932 who was denied his medal at the time (it was given to Japan who happened to be occupying Korea at the time). That is the epitome of what the Olympics means. So, sorry, Shark Week. I'm afraid you're going to have to go on without us this year. Awesome as you are, nothing tops the Olympics.***

*or multiple times with a preceding eff bomb. Don't judge me. 
**This does not go over well in "sports" like grocery shopping. Pussies.
***What if we combined Shark Week and the Olympics for the most awesome sporting/adventure event the world has ever seen? Rhythmic gymnastics would be just that much more interesting.

The Little Mouse Came

And snatched up her tooth. Luckily her siblings have some experience in the matter:

Random Links + Olympics vs. Sharks

Debating Herr Hilz.

Debating College or what is the worth of a liberal arts degree.

The challenge of making friends as an adult.

Also, it is totally time for the muthah fucking Olympics, people!! And you all know how excited I get about the Olympics. The only bad part is that is interferes with fucking Shark Week. And you all know I feel about freaking Shark Week. How will I rectify this situation with no DVR?? Living overseas is really fucking with my television watching habits.

Fitness Friday: Training Your Heart

So I'm a big believer that different types of training yield different results for different people depending on their body types and other various factors. So I'm always on the look out for different ways to train my body to get the kind of results I'm looking for. While aerobic base building is not a new concept, I was really intrigued to read this article from a well known triathlete. I discovered that during my recent period of enforced lower intensity workouts, I had some success in getting rid of some of the stress weight that credit on over the last year (pretty much since I joined State - so that's one check in the con box against joining the FS!). I also found that once I returned to my usual schedule of high intensity workouts that the weight crept back up.* A lot of what Mark talks about in his article are things I have noticed with my own body. Always feeling beat up, always being tired instead of feeling energized, always nursing some sort of minor injury...soooo new experiment! I have laid out a schedule that I may or may not stick to depending on my whims and how many more additional duties I can't help myself from volunteering for.** We're going back to basics, people. Of course there's plenty of science out there to show that high intensity activities are just as effective, but (as I said at the beginning of the paragraph) I firmly believe that you won't know what works best for you until you actually try it. And lord knows I love to use my body as a guinea pig.

In other fitness news, this article on how fit moms get is done is an interesting take on how to make fitness a priority in a hectic life. While it's a bit (ok, a lot) on the extreme side, and clearly these are not working moms, the list at the bottom is actually pretty accurate. There's some sacrifices that have to be made to keep fit as a working parent (mom or otherwise). Getting up early, going to bed early, working out at home, these are some of the flexible options I talked about in my last fitness post.


*I should make it clear that I'm talking about vanity pounds, and that my goals may be quite different than someone who is looking to lose significant weight or someone who is looking to add muscle mass.


**Why do I do this? Is it some sort of mental defect? (that's a rhetorical question, Dad)

Best Picture Ever (that isn't of my kids or someone's butt)

I feel like this all. the. time. Sharks are so smart.

So You Want to be a FSO Part 3

The Oral Assessment (OA) is really the last hurdle that you have any control over. This is essentially a day-long interview broken into 3 parts. There is a group exercise portion, a written exercise (case memo), and a structured interview. Each section is graded equally on a points scale from 0-7, and the overall score is averaged to give you your final score. A score of 5.3 or better is passing. There is yet another yahoo group (FSOA yahoo group) that has lots of helpful files and information on what to expect and how to prepare for the OA. At the end of the day they will call each person out one by one (I had a group of about 9 in my OA, but I know of other groups as large at 24) and let you know if you received a passing score. 2 people passed the day I took the OA, which is higher than average based on info I've gotten from others, but there are days that lots of people pass and there are days when they don't pass anyone. If you pass the OA, diplomatic security (DS) will take your fingerprints and your SF-86 (a big, long application where you list everything you've ever done in your life - or at least for the last 10 years - if you've held a clearance before, you're intimate friends with this form) and start the process for your TS clearance. I've heard some people claim that DS will accept current clearances from other agencies and perhaps that holds true in some cases. As for me, I have held a higher clearance than the one I was required to get for this job from another agency since the mid-1990s and the Department still wanted to do their own investigation.* You will be given info on how to get the exams done for your medical clearances. You will also be allowed to test in any languages you might have. From there, assuming your clearances come through no problem, you have to pass through one final hurdle known as the Final Suitability Review, which is basically State's last chance to say "no" if they should uncover something derogatory during their investigation that didn't disqualify you from getting your TS clearance. Then you are placed on the Register.

The Registers are lists of all of the people who have passed through these hurdles by cone (there are five cones: Consular, Management, Economic, Public Diplomacy, and Political).** The registers are numerical and descend from highest score to lowest. If you have a 5.3 and no extra points, you are likely to hold the last place on the register b/c you are the last 5.3 to have cleared through the process. Your number will move up and down depending on how many people are called up for classes, how many people expire off the register, and how many new people with higher or lower scores get added to the register. You can also be awarded extra points to boost your overall score.***UPDATE: I understand the language bonus points system has changed recently, so please refer to the Dept of State hiring website for the most up to date information. The following describes my personal experience from a couple of years ago*** All veterans will receive a .175 point bonus added to their score. SCNLers get a .4 (except Arabic, which gets .5) bonus, and all other languages get a .175 bonus. So, for example, I passed the OA with a 5.6 + .175 veterans points + .175 for Chinese (before accepting the full points you have to agree to serve in a country with that language at least twice in your career, once as an entry level officer and once in the mid-grades). So I was added to the register with a 5.95 and received an offer without ever having to take the SCNL points (I asked to take them anyway because I want to serve in China).**** My rank with that score was 5/195 in the Econ cone. There were about 15-17 Econ slots for the May class, and I believe people got offers who had scores as low as 5.5. You have 18 months from the time you are added to the Register to receive an offer to join an A-100 class. If you do not receive a call in that time then you will expire off the register and have to start the process all over again. You can use this time to learn a language to boost your score if you so choose (we had several people in my A-100 class who learned very difficult languages like Hindi and Russian to get bonus points to boost their scores, so it is possible!). Many peole who are added to the register ask to be placed on the Do Not Call list. This doesn't stop their time clock on the register, but it does mean they will be passed over to receive a call (some reasons for doing this might be people serving out their time in the Peace Corps or finishing a degree). That means even if you have a rank of 25/195, you still have a good chance of getting a call because there are often people on the Do Not Call list ahead of you. A lot of people go DNC until May b/c of school, so the May, July, and Sep classes are considered harder to get into. If you are offered a spot in an A-100 class and you have to turn it down for whatever reason, you will still be given one more opportunity to be offered a class. If you decline twice, then your name is removed from the Register.


*It took about 3 months and lord knows how many man hours to be granted a lower clearance than the one I already held. Our tax dollars at work!


**all the info on the different cones and what they do can be found on State's employment website - the same place you register for the FSOT


****And we are headed to Hong Kong(!!!!) next, so points are totes worth taking if you love the region whose language you speak!

Conquering Corregidor

Yesterday I met up with a friend from A-100 who flew in from Korea. She's really here to take the kids to visit her family in the province, but they had a day here in Manila, so she and I took 8 kids between the 2 of us to Corregidor Island because we are smart. Okay, it actually wasn't that bad. To my great surprise, the kids had an absolute blast. They really enjoyed running around and exploring all of the old military equipment and buildings. They even seemed to get a real kick out of the museum (old money and guns were the highlights for the under-13 crew). The highlight of the trip was definitely the monkey sightings, which was a real treat for T&V, who have never seen a wild animal outside of a zoo before. We even saw a mommy monkey carrying her baby! Best of all, the kids got to hang out with some old friends from Oakwood FC (woot!), which lent a bit of normalcy to this crazy lifestyle we've embarked on.

Fitness Friday: Workout Smarter Not Harder (Okay, Sometimes Harder)

In an effort to keep the post numbahs rollin, I thought I'd come up with a topic I can consistently post about. Recently some of my coworkers asked for advice on how to stay fit, and I thought that maybe some more useful information about fitness and a fit lifestyle would make for better blog postings than just tallying what I did for the week. The best advice I can give anyone looking to get in shape is to be consistent. It really doesn't matter what you do, if you dread your workouts you're probably not going to stick with them. I get bored with my exercise routines very quickly. I have never been able to complete a full 90-day rotation of anything.* It's more like I'll plan out a loose formula and follow it as long as it still interests me. Then I'll scour the internets for whatever is new and hot and switch up my routine according to what peaks my interest. For example, currently I'm doing 1/2 hour workouts in the morning and 1/2 hour on lunch. Here's what my routine looks like now:

S - rest or gentle yoga
M - weights/steady state cardio
T - weights/interval cardio
W - yoga/HIIT cardio
Th - weights/steady state cardio
F - weights/interval cardio
S - long interval cardio (60min or more)

The next piece of advice I can give is to be realistic about what you can accomplish given your current state of fitness, time available to exercise, etc. I don't mind getting up early, I've been an early morning exerciser for years, but many people have trouble with that. Deciding that you're going to get up every day at 4:30am and workout for an hour to P90X when you've got a couch-potato background is not only a recipe for failure, it's likely a recipe for serious injury.  The last bit of advice I'd offer is to be relaxed. Life happens. I have a plan for what I'd like to accomplish in any given week, but the truth is that life often gets in the way. I brought my gym bag to work every day this week. Guess how many days I actually made it to the gym? Two. Between having half of our office gone (R&R, TDY, and sickness), an unexpected working lunch, Friday's training session, and some unexpected research cases, well, there just wasn't any time. But, that's okay. I'll get back into the groove next week when some of our officer's will be back from leave, and we'll have more people to share the workload. Or I could get up a little earlier and lengthen my morning workouts. Or I could push my afternoon sessions to after work hours. There's always an alternative.

Fitness is my hobby, so I'm always interested in what people are saying/theories that the experts are pushing. There's so little that we understand about how the human body works, whether it be how our food intake affects our overall health or what part of the brain controls certain functions (like the willpower to get up early to workout, or not eat those yummy looking fried bananas your LES are always bringing into work). I recently read an articles about Finding the Right Exercise For Your Shape and Knowing Your Body Type. I find these types of articles to be fascinating because I have certainly found that there is no "one size fits all" when it comes to exercise. Some people react very well to heavy weights and little cardio. Others seem to need butt-loads of cardio and very light weights to get the aesthetic they're looking for. Unfortunately, I think one needs to try out a bunch of different styles of exercise in order to find what fits best for them. I think body-type based exercise plans are very useful for helping point you on the right path, but I would always take their advice with a grain of salt. After all, the next bunch of studies and articles with contradictory information is just around the corner!

*And, no, my love affair with Ultimate Yogi didn't last any longer than any of the others *sigh* I still love the program, but I totally yoga'd myself out.

So You Want to be a FSO Part 2

So You Want to be a FSO Part 2

Once you pass the written exam you will be invited to submit personal narrative (PN) essays for the QEP (I forget what it stands for, qualitative evaluation panel or something). If you speak a super critical needs language (SCNL) then you will invited to take a phone test here.***UPDATE - this has apparently changed within the last couple of months. As always, anyone who wants to know the real skinny on what to expect during the testing process should head over to the State Dept's website*** SCNLs are things like Mandarin or Arabic and passing this test can give you an extra boost to your overall score, but I had plenty of people in my orientation class (also known as A-100, which is the course number) that did not come in with any language bonus points. For the QEP there are five or six essays of about 200 words where you describe an experience in which you have showed a quality they are looking for (communication skills, leadership skills, etc.). I think the key on this section is to focus on one experience for each essay. You get about 3 weeks to work on these and submit them. A lot of people have trouble with this stage (I think mainly because the space requirements are so restrictive and because people fail to realize that they are just looking for an example of how you have displayed these traits they are looking for). In my opinion, State has access to your employment history from your original application to see all the awesome things you've done throughout your career, they just want to see how well/how concisely you can answer the question they are asking. Each PN must also have a verifier attached. That is, you must have someone who can verify that the story you are telling is true. It is impossible to have every verifier contacted, and I’m not sure how State decides how many verifiers and which ones will be contacted. The randomness ensures that everyone answers these questions honestly. The QEP is considered to be something of a mystery because there is very little transparency to it. You only get notified that you passed or failed; there is no feedback or explanation as to why.

If you pass the QEP stage you will be notified about 6 weeks later via e-mail. I believe my timeline was submitting the QEP essays at the end of Jul and I heard back in early to mid Sep. Then you will be invited to schedule a date to take the oral assessment (OA). The OA window is a range of dates that cover about a 4 month span. My window opened in Nov, but there were very few dates available that early. There are usually two locations available for each window. DC is always one of those options. I was lucky enough that Atlanta was the 2nd option for my window; coming from Florida this was the closest/cheapest option. Other cities I’ve seen for other cohorts have included San Francisco and Chicago. Since I wanted to take my OA in Atlanta, I had to wait until Jan to get a date (there were no dates in Dec, just a few in Now, and lots in Jan and Feb). Some people like to jump on the 1^st OA date they can get, while others wait for the best deal financially. It doesn’t really matter which date you choose. Each OA is separate and there is no quota of passers. The only person you are competing against is yourself as measured by the 13 dimensions. 

So You Want to be a FSO Part 1

Wow, a post so soon? That's right, peeps, that's just how we roll at the Corner. We like to switch the shit up. Also, there are five kids in my house, so I am pretending to be hard at work so they will be quiet. Work with me here, people! Anyway, ever since I joined the Foreign Service people have come out of the woodwork from all aspects of my life and said, "Pu, you're so awesome. I want to be just like you when I grow up. How can I join the Foreign Service, too?" Okay, so maybe they just said the last part, but I know what they were really thinking. When the first person asked, I wrote up a quick e-mail response. When the second person asked, I dug up the first response and added a little to it. And, now...well, let's just say it's grown to a bit more than what you can put in an e-mail. I know when I was looking to join the FS, I searched high and low for a good breakdown of the hiring process, which is long, arduous, stressful, and, at times, confusing, so hopefully this will be of some help to someone. If not, well, too freaking bad, I'm posting it anyway.* Without further ado:

So You Want to be a FSO Part 1

Basically the process goes like this - 1st you register to take a written exam known as the Foreign Service Officer Test (FSOT). It is given 3 times a year (generally in Jan/Feb, Jun, and Oct). You can resister for the exam on the State Department’s website under the Careers tab. When you register (which is similar to filling out a job application, in fact you should probably think of it as a job application) they will want to know which cone you are applying your candidacy to. There are five cones: Consular, Management, Economic, Public Diplomacy, and Political. The State Dept offers a self-assessment test on their Careers page to help you in deciding which cone is best for you. It is important to note that this selection applies to your whole candidacy, so if you do make it through the whole process, and you decide at some point within the process that you made a mistake in which cone you selected, it is too late, so pick wisely! Personally, I didn't find the test to be any harder than any other multiple choice test I've ever taken, and certainly it is the easiest part of the whole process. It is mostly a general knowledge test, much like the GRE, broken up into 3 distinct sections with a 30min timed essay at the end.

First you have a section for English Expression, which includes general English comprehension, grammar, and vocabulary questions. Then there is a Job Knowledge section. This section can be tricky to study for (disclosure: I did not study at all for the FSOT) because it really covers just about everything else outside of English Expression. Questions could cover subjects like history, civics, economics, etc. In my personal opinion, if you are well read, well-rounded, and have a decent grasp on history you should be just fine. The third section is known as the Biography section. A lot of people report having trouble with this section, which is unique to anything I have seen on a test before, but as long as you are consistent with your answers and you use bullet format to complete your responses it shouldn't give you much trouble. I forget how much time you have for each section, but I did not find the time limits to be restrictive and was able to answer all of the questions with time to spare on each section; however, if you are a person who gets test anxiety or just doesn’t generally do well on standardized tests, it would probably behoove you to practice.

After the three sections are completed you move on to the essay portion. When I took the test in June 2010 there was only 1 essay prompt. I have heard there are now two essays to complete, each timed for 30 min, so 2 essays in one hour, but I would check the State Dept official hiring site for the latest and greatest info. This is the only section where I felt crunched for time. I consider myself a fairly prolific writer, and I am used to writing under time limits (nothing so extreme, of course, but I have certainly taken timed essay tests before), so YMMV. I have heard lots of people say they studied for this, especially those who have been out of school for a while and those who are not fast typists. Essay topics could be anything, so it is mostly important to make sure you are familiar with how to write a basic 5 paragraph persuasive essay. Ultimately the topic doesn’t really matter. ACT (who grades the exams) isn’t looking at the content to see how strong your arguments are, they are looking at how well you write. Your knowledge of the particular topic is mostly incidental.

So that is the written exam in a nutshell. You can get more information on the exam and the process through the FSWE (Foreign Service written exam) yahoo group. 




*Everyone who goes through the FS hiring process signs a non-disclosure agreement regarding its contents. All of my comments are meant to be helpful without disclosing any actual test content. Sorry!